butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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