I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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