I hate your face
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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