the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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