Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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