He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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