Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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