Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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