i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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