I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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