sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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