Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
