sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
vagina is talking i cant
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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