that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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