Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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