you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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