so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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