lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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