Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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