in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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