haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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