And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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