come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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