So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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