I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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