You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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