we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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