Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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