Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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