Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So. Much. Porn.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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