i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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