'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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