You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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