She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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