Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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