he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
