Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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