so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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