I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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