so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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