You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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