She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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