so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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