All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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