Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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