writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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