your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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