Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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