carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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