i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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