I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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