why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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