Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
