she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
