But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
