I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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